burned the bridge.

telapathetic:

if you cut across me when im talking be 100% sure ive already started planning on how to hide your corpse

(via dutchster)

May your lipstick be the reddest and your eyeliner be symmetrical.

(Source: my-skinny-state-of-mind, via funkbacktothepunk)

bonitapplebumb:

stylinfcuk:

laughing so hard because this is so accurate

Honest to God

(via honduranthunder)

leadhooves:

housewifeswag:

the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

omg cutest ever

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

(Source: toptumbles, via dutchster)

vh1:

Same.

(via funcul)

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amaceing:

I’ve never laughed harder

(Source: featuringfob, via funcul)

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

(via dutchster)

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